[0:00:00] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: then lots of carrying the minimum you need for a delivery 

[0:00:04] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: sprinting and jumping 

[0:00:07] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: using the bike a lot 

[0:00:14] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: strategically placed ziplines 

[0:00:51] vip subscriber rivrcom: 7 hours is still a huge time 

[0:01:15] vip Skeletoxin: according to speedrun.com its 8 and a half hours for a run 

[0:01:25] vip Skeletoxin: thats WR 

[0:01:51] vip subscriber rivrcom: maybe disqualified 

[0:01:53] vip Skeletoxin: ye, any% 

[0:02:03] bits-charity hyperhedgehog2k1: crendorLurk it Sphynx 

[0:02:04] vip Skeletoxin: https://www.speedrun.com/deathstranding#Any 

[0:02:18] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9e1KcyQiqw 

[0:04:24] vip subscriber rivrcom: cassiopea is sampled a lot, great stuff 

[0:08:02] vip subscriber rivrcom: do you need anything on u? 

[0:10:39] vip subscriber rivrcom: did u actually watch or skimmed through? that seems like a lot of time greats8Rly

[0:10:52] premium Robopon567: As someone who hasn’t played this game what do you think of the story? Because I’ve lots of mixed results 

[0:13:10] vip subscriber rivrcom: is this water or goo? 

[0:13:48] vip Skeletoxin: YOOOH 

[0:14:39] vip Skeletoxin: LUL

[0:14:48] GOGOgatsu: my exact thoughts the localization can sometimes make or break a game 

[0:16:16] vip subscriber rivrcom: psycho mantis? 

[0:16:31] turbo llamalord666: you're that ninja... 

[0:16:33] keener: its like shounen anime where the plot points need to be spelled out and repeated for the younger audience that might not be able to make the connections 

[0:17:01] turbo llamalord666: mgs 5 is legit one of my favorite games of all time 

[0:17:17] GOGOgatsu: 5 blew me away honestly 

[0:17:18] vip subscriber rivrcom: mgs is great, even the newer games 

[0:18:21] premium Lyzerus: 5 is the best "GAME" I agree. I had more fun in 5 than any other MGS game. People attest to the story but I guess that's their fight. I loved 5. 

[0:18:31] turbo llamalord666: who Lou 

[0:19:20] vip subscriber rivrcom: would you be fine with the ending if it's not going to throw a curve ball? I feel like we deserve a crazy twist at this point 

[0:19:54] turbo llamalord666: wait what do u mean everything fucked I'm confused for the 900th time 

[0:20:15] bunnybunboy: the world might be comming to an end, but someone is still waiting for that pizza 

[0:20:47] turbo llamalord666: gotta get that pizza man 

[0:22:20] vip subscriber rivrcom: makes sense 

[0:22:36] turbo llamalord666: Sam ziplines across america 

[0:24:19] turbo llamalord666: it's also upsetting to see Konami basically shunning all triple A shit in the company and keeping all of these properties but not making actual games with them 

[0:24:25] vip subscriber rivrcom: peppuH

[0:24:44] bunnybunboy: its so weird seeing friendly NPC's after so long isolation 

[0:24:59] GentlemanlySoldier: Yeah, its sounds really sweet. 

[0:25:13] vip bits-charity Maindog: Konami should sell the video game rights of the Metal Gear games to Kojima, but keep the rights to their damn pachinko machines 

[0:25:32] premium Lyzerus: LUL

[0:25:35] GOGOgatsu: yeah this game has so far been very a interest experiment in the long term effect of gaming industry politics 

[0:25:54] bunnybunboy: thats pretty much the free lancing nightmare, not recognized or supported by main instutions because they see you exclusively as a risk 

[0:26:25] GentlemanlySoldier: yeah 

[0:26:58] bunnybunboy: he needed to provide evidence that he could make a business so the banks would ease on his ass 

[0:27:45] GentlemanlySoldier: you think thats also the reason the big voice actors having their own appearances in this game and the advertisements? 

[0:28:11] bunnybunboy: yeah all the monster obnoxious product placement was prolly a move that he needed to make 

[0:28:18] GOGOgatsu: ^ 

[0:28:42] turbo llamalord666: wait so why was connecting everywhere to the chiral network bad 

[0:30:30] turbo llamalord666: oh god 

[0:30:44] bunnybunboy: who woulda thought covering the entire landscape in chiral network would increase chiral activity limesO

[0:31:00] turbo llamalord666: yeah no they really fucked up 

[0:32:10] turbo llamalord666: wait so this might be the symbolism of Konami fucking him over cause by all the advances he created 

[0:32:37] GOGOgatsu: yeah that means mod as well 

[0:32:42] GOGOgatsu: *mods 

[0:32:46] turbo llamalord666: uhhh I fucked type bad 

[0:32:57] turbo llamalord666: I swear English is my first language 

[0:33:09] GOGOgatsu: Kappa

[0:33:14] bunnybunboy: oops limesSmug

[0:34:52] GentlemanlySoldier: the phantom pain all over again 

[0:35:04] bunnybunboy: it really feels like a desperate bet 

[0:35:07] GOGOgatsu: oof 

[0:36:38] vip Skeletoxin: absolutely massive m8 

[0:36:56] GOGOgatsu: vineM8

[0:37:02] bunnybunboy: even higher? 

[0:37:10] turbo llamalord666: rem lezar 

[0:37:19] turbo llamalord666: no 

[0:37:21] vip bits-charity Maindog: REM LEEEEZZZZAAAAAAAARRRRR 

[0:37:31] turbo llamalord666: Amelie is really REM LEZAR 

[0:37:58] bunnybunboy: Hideo Kojima made a prequel to Rem Lezar the absolute madman 

[0:38:38] GOGOgatsu: lots of endgame dialogue 

[0:39:07] GentlemanlySoldier: didn't know that fact 

[0:39:24] GOGOgatsu: yeah lots of voice actors 

[0:40:07] turbo llamalord666: Sphynx, did you have a good time, was this a worthwhile experience 

[0:40:49] GOGOgatsu: yeah lol you could make a essay on this i would read it 

[0:41:04] turbo llamalord666: it's just sad to think there will never be a true continuation of metal gear (well if he was planning on one) 

[0:41:08] turbo llamalord666: RAT MAN 

[0:41:09] bunnybunboy: this dude 's a vargGamerd

[0:41:30] turbo llamalord666: jaaamie 

[0:41:50] vip Skeletoxin: i wonder what those hieroglyphs translate to 

[0:42:01] turbo llamalord666: YOOO 

[0:42:03] premium R0suto: D:

[0:42:06] GOGOgatsu: D: but cold pizza is good 

[0:42:08] turbo llamalord666: TRUE WISDOM 

[0:42:13] vip Skeletoxin: LUL

[0:42:16] turbo llamalord666: dude we are the dawgs 

[0:42:25] GOGOgatsu: why not? 

[0:42:43] turbo llamalord666: HAHAHAHAHA 

[0:42:47] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[0:43:31] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[0:43:36] vip Skeletoxin: LUL

[0:44:14] bunnybunboy: its your room limesD

[0:45:21] GentlemanlySoldier: probably craps outsie 

[0:45:25] GentlemanlySoldier: outside 

[0:45:35] bunnybunboy: anyone would go crazy if they had to live in such a small place for life 

[0:45:45] turbo llamalord666: why does everyone get beaches 

[0:45:50] turbo llamalord666: that's unfair 

[0:45:56] turbo llamalord666: I want all the beaches 

[0:46:44] GOGOgatsu: pls kojimbo 

[0:47:33] ashrasmun: yeah, cause that last month will make the game "perfect" Kappa

[0:47:56] bunnybunboy: no compromises just keep going till you cant anymore 

[0:47:58] GOGOgatsu: carb? 

[0:48:01] GOGOgatsu: crab??? 

[0:48:01] turbo llamalord666: WHOA 

[0:48:02] GentlemanlySoldier: yeah, in that respect, I respect kojimia. 

[0:48:11] turbo llamalord666: WHALE TORNADO DUDE 

[0:48:14] bunnybunboy: 🦀 

[0:48:18] GOGOgatsu: ?? 

[0:48:49] turbo llamalord666: it's pretty good 

[0:48:56] GOGOgatsu: its preety ok 

[0:48:56] subscriber joeybabaganoosh: seems close right now 

[0:49:06] giolove1234: it's good 

[0:49:20] GentlemanlySoldier: seems alright, though I didn't know what emotion Sam was expressing. 

[0:50:36] GOGOgatsu: ! 

[0:51:08] bunnybunboy: just followin orders limesGun

[0:51:55] bunnybunboy: its a risky game, but one worth playing 

[0:51:56] vip bits-charity Maindog: Nam 

[0:52:31] turbo llamalord666: so diehardman is the director correct? 

[0:53:43] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[0:54:04] GentlemanlySoldier: agreed 

[0:54:11] GOGOgatsu: oh yeah totally 

[0:54:28] vip subscriber bits-charity Majestur: glorious fetus we shall yeetus 

[0:55:58] salad_snack_: You can be santa in this game. What more could you possibly want? 

[0:56:17] bunnybunboy: someone should get kojima a proper translation already because i swear i see an article like that pop out everytime he posts anything limesLUL

[0:56:50] vip subscriber bits-charity Majestur: kojima: :b: news: but what does it mean? 

[0:58:55] GOGOgatsu: monkaS

[0:59:46] bunnybunboy: its time to SCHUT limesGun

[0:59:52] salad_snack_: trailer moment PogChamp

[0:59:54] vip bits D3adDouch3r: oh sweet CoD 

[1:01:06] GOGOgatsu: yoooo 

[1:01:08] bunnybunboy: yooooo limesPoggers

[1:01:10] subscriber joeybabaganoosh: that was cool 

[1:01:15] bunnybunboy: thats a MK move limesLUL

[1:01:55] bunnybunboy: this game is one hell of a development story 

[1:02:26] salad_snack_: cliff just wanted a BB gun for christmas BibleThump

[1:02:42] bunnybunboy: oh for sure limesLUL

[1:02:58] bunnybunboy: combination of both most likely 

[1:03:00] vip bits-charity Maindog: Wasn't Kojima homeless at one point? 

[1:03:10] subscriber joeybabaganoosh: he's in a very unique position as far as game developers go 

[1:03:13] GOGOgatsu: dont we all tho?? 

[1:04:09] GentlemanlySoldier: yeah its definitely unique 

[1:04:14] salad_snack_: he's just spreading memes, unironically 

[1:04:56] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Im up 

[1:04:56] GentlemanlySoldier: need I mention Todd Howard 

[1:05:03] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I was taking a gamer nap 

[1:05:04] salad_snack_: MGS is literally about keeping kojima's legacy alive 

[1:05:04] bunnybunboy: + shareholders yanking chains 

[1:05:24] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: my name 

[1:05:29] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: john kojima 

[1:05:35] bunnybunboy: hopefully, at least they got the tools down 

[1:05:41] GentlemanlySoldier: yeah his part of the independent crowd now 

[1:06:02] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: i dont think sony pity's him enough to give him millions of dollars 

[1:06:16] bunnybunboy: this definetly the biggest debut for an indie game dev studio ever for sure limesLUL

[1:07:04] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I mean cuphead was pretty big 

[1:07:40] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so Sphynx are you disappointed at the lack of fortunate son as well? 

[1:07:47] bunnybunboy: i guess time will tell which one is the biggest 

[1:08:00] GOGOgatsu: you have the high ground 

[1:09:25] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: oh dang you dont have a grenade launcher 

[1:10:20] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: it did? 

[1:10:25] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: weird I had all my stuff 

[1:10:32] salad_snack_: same ^ 

[1:10:44] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: what was your carry weight? 

[1:10:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: cause I was packing light for the most part 

[1:11:35] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[1:11:37] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[1:11:39] bunnybunboy: vargCBT

[1:11:49] vip Skeletoxin: LUL

[1:11:55] GOGOgatsu: vine1more

[1:11:56] vip Skeletoxin: foun a speedrun strat 

[1:12:31] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: just get a grenade launcher :)

[1:12:53] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: the trenches would actually be good cause you could easily flank around them 

[1:13:01] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: since you know exactly where they were going 

[1:14:25] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: shot in the ASSSS 

[1:16:09] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow really 

[1:16:13] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: back to back 

[1:16:42] bunnybunboy: CQC triumphs all once again 

[1:19:36] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[1:19:43] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[1:19:53] bunnybunboy: nice 

[1:20:34] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: dont die sphynx :)

[1:21:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: also sphynx nade launchers whichi think those are what you have there 

[1:21:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: they refill when you sleep 

[1:21:18] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so you can use them 

[1:21:34] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: is that not what those bottom weapons are? 

[1:21:58] salad_snack_: I think those are anti bt handguns 

[1:22:02] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Mads is deaf 

[1:22:06] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: or 

[1:22:09] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: mister bones is deaf 

[1:22:32] GOGOgatsu: ohhh 

[1:23:04] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: thats what the night vision goggles are probably for then lol 

[1:23:07] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: how they see 

[1:24:36] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow mean 

[1:25:12] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: my name 

[1:25:14] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: dooki nooki 

[1:26:03] vip bits-charity Maindog: Clap

[1:26:03] GOGOgatsu: Clap

[1:26:06] subscriber joeybabaganoosh: Clap

[1:26:15] GentlemanlySoldier: done and done 

[1:26:33] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sphynx hes in the dark 

[1:26:35] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: get it 

[1:26:37] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: cause its a metaphor 

[1:28:12] GOGOgatsu: BibleThump

[1:28:31] vip Skeletoxin: PLS 

[1:28:39] vip Skeletoxin: any seriousness int he scene was just cut down by that 

[1:29:18] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: thats necklace number 3 now 

[1:30:37] GentlemanlySoldier: theres hard man 

[1:31:06] GOGOgatsu: huh 

[1:31:25] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Its one of the better ones ya 

[1:31:27] vip Skeletoxin: everything except the "you are the bridge" was realy good 

[1:31:33] vip Skeletoxin: but that just pulled me out 

[1:31:36] vip Skeletoxin: completely 

[1:32:03] GentlemanlySoldier: poor man 

[1:32:11] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: So you're saying hes all messed up 

[1:32:13] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: hes damaged 

[1:32:15] vip bits D3adDouch3r: that's so sad 

[1:32:21] GOGOgatsu: some trauma it looks like 

[1:33:25] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so that super cell was the size of the entire crater sea by the way 

[1:33:52] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: oh boy 

[1:33:56] GOGOgatsu: oh boy 

[1:34:40] GOGOgatsu: tf? 

[1:37:23] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: swore and oath to America 

[1:37:38] GOGOgatsu: ooooo 

[1:37:42] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[1:37:46] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: lets the presidents kid succeed with no election 

[1:39:46] GOGOgatsu: damn 

[1:39:56] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: We're in 

[1:39:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: the end game now 

[1:40:03] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[1:40:20] GentlemanlySoldier: oh np 

[1:40:23] GOGOgatsu: monkaS

[1:41:06] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: whats the next step 

[1:41:09] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: of your master plan 

[1:41:49] GentlemanlySoldier: @Dragoneye77 We shall live this dimension with no survivors! 

[1:42:23] GOGOgatsu: tf 

[1:43:09] GOGOgatsu: is it Sam??? 

[1:43:19] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: no its Del Toro 

[1:43:24] subscriber desert_gryphon: Hello! I missed an hour darn it! 

[1:43:25] GOGOgatsu: damn so close 

[1:43:51] GentlemanlySoldier: oh boy, I feel an eldritch horror is behind this 

[1:44:08] turbo llamalord666: this is so fucked up 

[1:44:17] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Oh by the way @GreatSphynx did you visit Higg's house 

[1:44:23] GOGOgatsu: ride or D i e 

[1:44:29] turbo llamalord666: so amelie is basically the cause of the stranding this is gonna be interestinger 

[1:44:34] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: dude was insane AF 

[1:44:35] subscriber desert_gryphon: Looks like the answer is "Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell" -Eve 

[1:44:50] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: time to take a piss 

[1:44:51] GOGOgatsu: ok see eah 

[1:45:02] GOGOgatsu: bathroom break yall 

[1:45:15] turbo llamalord666: look at dick 

[1:45:21] premium TenLetterz: he wants a shower 

[1:45:30] turbo llamalord666: no he wants to brush teet 

[1:45:50] turbo llamalord666: is this all he gonna do 

[1:45:53] turbo llamalord666: lmao 

[1:45:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: he wants a shower 

[1:46:00] turbo llamalord666: HAHAHAHAHHA 

[1:46:15] turbo llamalord666: so he's just gonna keep doing this huh? 

[1:46:21] salad_snack_: let the man shower BibleThump

[1:46:23] premium TenLetterz: he really wants that shower 

[1:46:34] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: i think normally he would pass out on the bed 

[1:46:36] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: if you went afk 

[1:46:41] turbo llamalord666: this is amazing 

[1:46:54] turbo llamalord666: he wants the sudz so bad 

[1:47:17] turbo llamalord666: I want 2 hours of Sam begging for a shower 

[1:47:44] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: crying and broken sam begs for a shower for 12 hours, ASMR roleplay 

[1:47:52] subscriber desert_gryphon: yup 

[1:47:55] subscriber joeybabaganoosh: ye 

[1:47:56] turbo llamalord666: this is sad 

[1:48:08] bringodenny: this is so sad sam take a shower 

[1:48:13] turbo llamalord666: so amelie basically is the cause of the death stranding 

[1:48:21] turbo llamalord666: yes sphynx he has 

[1:48:25] turbo llamalord666: only wants a shower 

[1:48:27] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sphynx it gets god 60 hours in :)

[1:48:31] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: good* 

[1:48:46] subscriber desert_gryphon: it's sorta a Night M. Shamalongdingdong plot twist @GreatSphynx 

[1:48:46] turbo llamalord666: he looks dead 

[1:48:58] bringodenny: beautiful 

[1:49:00] GOGOgatsu: back with dinner did i miss anything? 

[1:49:10] turbo llamalord666: so amelie is the cause of the stranding 

[1:49:17] turbo llamalord666: yoooo 

[1:49:44] GentlemanlySoldier: yeah 

[1:50:02] GOGOgatsu: yeah vry tru 

[1:50:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: the game is basically up here after the whole stuff with higgs 

[1:50:22] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: when they throw away the idea of higgs being the true bad guy 

[1:50:37] turbo llamalord666: drink it all 

[1:50:39] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you can beat this 

[1:50:51] turbo llamalord666: you got the touch 

[1:50:56] turbo llamalord666: you got the POWAAAAH 

[1:51:02] bringodenny: why does BB make dial up sounds 

[1:51:22] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: dude casually lighting up a lighter in a hospital room 

[1:51:26] GOGOgatsu: thats alot of cake 

[1:51:38] subscriber joeybabaganoosh: good lookin flames 

[1:51:45] salad_snack_: "you haven't been born yet, but the more candles the merrier" 

[1:51:54] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so sphynx 

[1:51:56] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: guess what :)

[1:52:04] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: no more fabricating 

[1:52:13] turbo llamalord666: lmao 

[1:52:17] GOGOgatsu: lol 

[1:52:48] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: better hope people left you stuff 

[1:53:02] turbo llamalord666: but people suck so don't bet on it 

[1:53:57] turbo llamalord666: what even are cryptobyotes 

[1:54:02] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: :)

[1:54:06] GOGOgatsu: Kaappa 

[1:54:07] salad_snack_: have fun :)

[1:54:08] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: check the share locker 

[1:54:11] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: and any like postbox you find 

[1:54:25] bringodenny: im sure everything will be fine tomatoSmile

[1:54:36] turbo llamalord666: well it's constantly raining and you can't get it wet... 

[1:54:52] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: lol no 

[1:54:55] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its dont submerge 

[1:55:01] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: not dont get wet 

[1:55:03] subscriber desert_gryphon: so basically, all that hard work and progress to get the Knot cities on the Chiral network was in vane? 

[1:55:10] turbo llamalord666: you know one great thing about the time fall is you can get some great aged booze outta it 

[1:55:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: vineMAYbe @desert_gryphon 

[1:55:25] turbo llamalord666: vineMAYbe

[1:55:27] subscriber desert_gryphon: greats8Frodo

[1:55:33] GentlemanlySoldier: @desert_gryphon Sam felt the same 

[1:55:54] turbo llamalord666: so sphynx what's the plan for pls dt 

[1:56:00] turbo llamalord666: death strandin 

[1:56:24] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: bring the blood bags 

[1:56:34] GOGOgatsu: kbrb 

[1:56:46] turbo llamalord666: all the blood bag baybeeeee 

[1:57:20] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: i dont understand why you save like that 

[1:57:23] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: and not through the menu 

[1:58:02] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: this shouldn't be that hard :)

[1:58:08] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its just retracing your steps :)

[1:58:45] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Nah :)

[1:58:58] turbo llamalord666: very cool game 

[1:59:04] turbo llamalord666: literally everything gone 

[1:59:24] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: oh man you got fucked over 

[1:59:24] vip subscriber Trageenomical: hey, just tabbed back in: shit's fucked i take it and i have missed so many plot points, but shit's fucked 🦀 

[1:59:28] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: no mailboxes 

[1:59:40] bunnybunboy: one last trucking ride trough the USA baby KKona 7 

[1:59:41] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Also look at everyone else's stuff to 

[1:59:46] turbo llamalord666: so amelie maybe planned with the president to set up the chiral network so it would let them bring the final stranding maybe 

[1:59:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: look how damaged they are 

[2:00:12] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: ya probably 

[2:00:19] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: but the planning would have had to start in like 

[2:00:21] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: chapter 9 

[2:00:43] turbo llamalord666: how long is the death strandin sleedrun 

[2:00:50] GOGOgatsu: oh that my fav song 

[2:00:51] turbo llamalord666: fucking autocorrect 

[2:01:03] bunnybunboy: a walking jenga tower filled with pcc's 

[2:01:14] turbo llamalord666: oh god they don't even do rta 

[2:01:23] turbo llamalord666: AHAHAHAHHA 

[2:01:35] turbo llamalord666: fucking dumbass bridge 

[2:02:23] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: nah 

[2:02:26] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: bring the blood though 

[2:02:32] turbo llamalord666: all the blood 

[2:03:03] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: look its our old friends :)

[2:03:10] turbo llamalord666: I hope someone makes a mod for this game where u can just suplex bts 

[2:03:48] bunnybunboy: oh shit when did sphinx switch to playing oblivion 

[2:03:50] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: they're gold 

[2:03:52] turbo llamalord666: since when can u see these guys 

[2:03:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its kinda hard to see with the red filter 

[2:04:31] turbo llamalord666: ok seriously why do cryptobyotes exist and what even are they 

[2:04:31] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: to be honest I didnt know you could shoot these ones 

[2:04:31] bunnybunboy: so rn the timefall is getting progresively worse right? 

[2:04:36] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I assumed they were bullet proof 

[2:05:07] turbo llamalord666: bts these are just balloons 

[2:05:39] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I forded through here with a truck 

[2:05:40] salad_snack_: I just ran through 

[2:05:44] turbo llamalord666: oh god 

[2:05:45] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[2:05:49] bunnybunboy: surprise 

[2:05:57] turbo llamalord666: I mean they are just harmless balloons afterall 

[2:06:19] bunnybunboy: i thought they would be more active 

[2:06:23] turbo llamalord666: yeah 

[2:06:39] turbo llamalord666: no they are just fucking balloons now 

[2:06:48] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: lol 

[2:07:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: OH 

[2:07:13] turbo llamalord666: so wait what times do u stream at sphynx I don't quite know ye schedule 

[2:07:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: thats not good 

[2:07:21] turbo llamalord666: it's the rain dude 

[2:09:41] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you could totally try to run from this dude 

[2:10:02] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: try jumping 

[2:10:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: ya this dude was much easier to deal with when I had grenade launchers 

[2:11:11] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I dont know 

[2:11:14] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I killed him 

[2:12:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: destroy the child 

[2:12:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: vineMAYbe

[2:12:54] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: go rest at the disto center 

[2:13:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: yeah 

[2:13:30] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: and all the BT's here are in the same area 

[2:13:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you can avoid the ones near the mountain here 

[2:14:05] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: by just climbing it 

[2:14:50] turbo llamalord666: ye deliver them cryp to by otes yet 

[2:14:56] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you are coming up to the point of no return by the way 

[2:15:06] vip bits-charity Maindog: Shower anyway 

[2:15:11] turbo llamalord666: he is pure 

[2:15:17] bunnybunboy: are you marathoning till the end? 

[2:15:32] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: it means they cant connect to a still mother 

[2:15:40] vip bits-charity Maindog: piss, shit, get clean 

[2:15:44] bunnybunboy: godspeed limesOK

[2:15:52] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: theres 

[2:15:55] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: a little bit of gameplay 

[2:16:02] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: but for the most part it is a movie 

[2:16:38] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: share locker 

[2:16:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I would take a bike personally to 

[2:17:03] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: if they have on here 

[2:17:18] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[2:17:32] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: thats helpful 

[2:17:39] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: the ladder and climbing anchor 

[2:17:43] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: not the PCC 

[2:17:47] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you cant even buildright now 

[2:18:07] turbo llamalord666: welp ladder spam time 

[2:18:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you wont need battery 

[2:18:53] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its not a long drive 

[2:19:08] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: yeah 

[2:19:14] turbo llamalord666: I kinda wish they started treating Sam's blood as holy water, putting it into flasks and sprinkling it on the dead 

[2:19:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: just drive through the BTs and mules 

[2:19:30] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: and once you pass the mules climb th e mountain pass them 

[2:19:40] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: to avoid the other BTs 

[2:19:52] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: yeah 

[2:20:40] MikerTheEpic: LUL yep 

[2:20:49] turbo llamalord666: so what game is gonna be next sphynx 

[2:20:53] MikerTheEpic: I just beat this game 1 min agao litterally 

[2:21:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow mike 

[2:21:18] vip Skeletoxin: how was the ending movie? 

[2:21:22] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: watching the two hour movie 

[2:21:22] turbo llamalord666: just finished a game watch the credits and says yeah I think I'll watch more 

[2:21:26] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: and thne coming here 

[2:21:39] turbo llamalord666: wait is the ending cutscene actually 2 hours 

[2:21:39] MikerTheEpic: LUL can confimre the ending is 2 hours long 

[2:22:12] turbo llamalord666: can't be as long as mgs3 ladder 

[2:22:19] vip bits-charity Maindog: 2 hour ending! POG 

[2:22:28] bunnybunboy: jesus fuck thats a full fucking movie limesLUL

[2:22:32] salad_snack_: 30 mins of that is waiting around 

[2:22:39] MikerTheEpic: @llamalord666 for all intensive purposes yes it is a 2 hour long "cutsceene" 

[2:22:59] llamalord666: ... you're serious.... 

[2:23:01] turbo llamalord666: oh god 

[2:23:17] bringodenny: genius kojumbo strikes again 

[2:23:23] MikerTheEpic: Can i spoil something not at all story related ? 

[2:23:36] turbo llamalord666: does Sam eat a pizza and say Duke nukem lines 

[2:24:41] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: that was probably someones first ladder 

[2:24:42] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: be nice 

[2:24:51] turbo llamalord666: but what if it isnt 

[2:25:18] MikerTheEpic: I was just going to say they do a certain "entertainment: element twice and it isannoying as fuck 

[2:25:55] turbo llamalord666: I can't wait for genius kajumbo to start directing porn 

[2:26:15] MikerTheEpic: You wil see 

[2:26:22] salad_snack_: this basically is norman reedus porn 

[2:26:42] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: :)

[2:26:45] turbo llamalord666: who Norman reedius all I see is sam 

[2:26:46] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: save 

[2:26:50] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: welp 

[2:26:50] MikerTheEpic: save!@ 

[2:26:53] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: too late now 

[2:27:02] GentlemanlySoldier: my guess, something very terrible 

[2:27:09] GOGOgatsu: welp 

[2:27:22] vip Skeletoxin: 🐳 

[2:27:23] salad_snack_: kojumbo's favorite animal Pog 

[2:27:24] turbo llamalord666: it's the wind fish 

[2:27:27] bunnybunboy: wind fish aint feeling well today 

[2:27:29] vip bits-charity Maindog: it Sinn 

[2:27:31] turbo llamalord666: why did you wake the windfish 

[2:27:32] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: nope 

[2:27:41] GentlemanlySoldier: holy shit, I thought it would be some form of elderitch whale 

[2:27:49] turbo llamalord666: you know the windfish gets mad when he doesn't get his 12 hours 

[2:27:53] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: honestly 

[2:27:56] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: keep the bugs there 

[2:27:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: in the truck 

[2:28:00] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: they'll be safer there 

[2:28:08] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: oh

[2:28:09] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: nvm 

[2:28:13] MikerTheEpic: This is the fight you go all out on 

[2:28:26] MikerTheEpic: a* fight 

[2:28:31] bunnybunboy: piss off whale 

[2:29:01] turbo llamalord666: so is this just sorta a bt whale 

[2:29:36] subscriber desert_gryphon: open mouth probably does more damage 

[2:29:53] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Samu is pissed 

[2:29:57] premium Robopon567: I just got back and WHAT IS THIS

[2:30:05] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: a big friendly fish :)

[2:30:11] MikerTheEpic: Be careful he can breach the tar from beneath you and cause a cheep-shot void-out, 

[2:30:16] salad_snack_: whales aren't fish 😡 

[2:30:24] turbo llamalord666: dude this is what happens when you wake the windfish before he gets his 12 hours 

[2:30:48] vip bits-charity Maindog: Sphynx is fighting Sin who is making a cameo in this game 

[2:30:50] vip Skeletoxin: jermaJup1 🐳 jermaJup2

[2:30:51] vip Skeletoxin: jermaJup3 🐋 jermaJup4

[2:31:08] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: vineMAYbe

[2:31:12] GOGOgatsu: vineMAYbe

[2:31:14] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I just shot it until it was dead 

[2:31:18] MikerTheEpic: LUL yes but this fight does not really have those 

[2:31:38] MikerTheEpic: Only Metal Gear Higgs had gold spots 

[2:31:39] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: climb on the whales back 

[2:31:47] turbo llamalord666: maybe you should take a page outta Moby dick and become possessed by a demon to kill the whale 

[2:32:00] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wait 

[2:32:09] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: MGS 5 was basically Moby dick 

[2:32:12] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: this boss is a whale 

[2:32:14] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: ITS LIKE POETRY 

[2:32:19] turbo llamalord666: oh my god 

[2:32:20] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: KOJUNBO DOES IT AGAIN 

[2:32:30] bunnybunboy: it spit at you limesLUL

[2:32:40] turbo llamalord666: KONJOOMBE KEEP IT UP 

[2:32:54] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[2:32:59] turbo llamalord666: so why was there a naked man 

[2:33:05] turbo llamalord666: what the fuck 

[2:33:10] MikerTheEpic: CAREFUL he can eat you that way and cause a void out it is bs 

[2:33:11] turbo llamalord666: did anyone else see that 

[2:33:20] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow 

[2:33:29] turbo llamalord666: HOLY SHIT 

[2:33:30] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: that car just got yeeted 

[2:33:39] turbo llamalord666: hahaha 

[2:33:46] vip Skeletoxin: jermaOld 👍 

[2:33:47] turbo llamalord666: and he just gives a thumbs up after 

[2:34:00] bunnybunboy: you're a jenga tower of rocket launchers 

[2:34:27] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: no 

[2:35:05] turbo llamalord666: so if mgs5 was Moby dick 

[2:35:15] turbo llamalord666: then it's 3 is dickled moby 

[2:35:19] bunnybunboy: you somehow hit all of those limesLUL

[2:35:25] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow 

[2:36:12] turbo llamalord666: should we just start giving final boss tips but from different games 

[2:36:27] MikerTheEpic: LUL that was almost a GO 

[2:36:42] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: im surprised he hasnt gotten the other rocket yet 

[2:37:05] MikerTheEpic: I used RL and GL for this fight 

[2:37:28] MikerTheEpic: I did not bother with anything else 

[2:37:32] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: NA aim 

[2:37:47] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: LOL FUCK 

[2:37:49] salad_snack_: holy shit what monkaS

[2:37:52] turbo llamalord666: look out for his orbital canon 

[2:37:53] GOGOgatsu: tf????? 

[2:37:55] salad_snack_: I never saw that 

[2:38:00] MikerTheEpic: WTF I he did not do that in my fight LUL

[2:38:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I think its a hard mode thing lol 

[2:38:11] bunnybunboy: thats the most video game thing ive seen in the whole game yet 

[2:38:15] turbo llamalord666: what y'all never seen a whale shoot a poop lazer 

[2:38:22] salad_snack_: I was on hard too 

[2:38:27] MikerTheEpic: FLUL thats it 

[2:38:27] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: okay then 

[2:38:32] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sphynx just got unlucky then 

[2:38:40] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: or well maybe super luck 

[2:38:43] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: since he lived somehow 

[2:38:59] turbo llamalord666: just wait for him to fire it from the other end 

[2:39:16] MikerTheEpic: I thought this fight was easier than "Metal Gear" Higgs 

[2:39:35] turbo llamalord666: fuckin poop whale 

[2:39:39] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: this fight is more dangerous if you have the cargo on you to be honest 

[2:39:59] turbo llamalord666: HAHAHAHAH 

[2:40:05] MikerTheEpic: LUL I did it with the cargo on too I thought it would get ruined @Dragoneye77 

[2:40:19] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: mine was at like 20% health when i was done 

[2:40:30] MikerTheEpic: Clap

[2:40:35] MikerTheEpic: FB done 

[2:40:38] bunnybunboy: CLap 

[2:40:40] bunnybunboy: Clap

[2:40:45] salad_snack_: Clap

[2:40:45] MikerTheEpic: Clap

[2:40:45] turbo llamalord666: good bye poopwhale 

[2:40:48] vip bits-charity Maindog: @GreatSphynx Using reaction commands will help out with the boss fight 

[2:40:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: lol 

[2:41:02] vip Skeletoxin: Clap

[2:41:04] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: thats not true 

[2:41:04] turbo llamalord666: also why are there BT whales 

[2:41:05] MikerTheEpic: I Killed one off story 

[2:41:06] subscriber joeybabaganoosh: Clap

[2:41:09] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you sliced the fuck out of the normies 

[2:41:12] vip Skeletoxin: LUL

[2:41:13] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: during the volcano area 

[2:41:15] salad_snack_: sam is fuckin rekt LUL

[2:41:15] GentlemanlySoldier: now thats what I call a gold plated kill 

[2:41:17] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[2:41:37] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so 

[2:41:44] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sphynx this is it by the way 

[2:41:45] turbo llamalord666: you literally kills like 5 earlier in the stream 

[2:42:18] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: i think it might just be rare moves 

[2:42:35] turbo llamalord666: poop whale orbital laser 

[2:42:48] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: but ya sphynx thiis is the point of no return 

[2:42:58] salad_snack_: I wish more of em had been like higgs. Schut is cool and all, but it was fun to have to use cargo to kill 

[2:42:59] premium charrchord: a weapon to surpass metal gear @llamalord666 

[2:43:12] turbo llamalord666: can we get an f for the man who never got his pizza 

[2:43:17] turbo llamalord666: f 

[2:43:21] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you mean higgs 

[2:43:26] bunnybunboy: one last rock before the end 

[2:43:38] turbo llamalord666: not just higgs 

[2:43:41] MikerTheEpic: I think you are now in the ending "cutscene" now for all intensive purposes. 

[2:43:46] turbo llamalord666: the other guy who needed a pizza delivery 

[2:43:53] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: There was another one? 

[2:43:55] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: fuck that 

[2:43:58] turbo llamalord666: was it just higgs 

[2:44:06] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: i thought it was just higgs 

[2:44:10] MikerTheEpic: That was the Final Boss 

[2:44:28] turbo llamalord666: just think of all the undelivered pizzas 

[2:44:31] MikerTheEpic: The Final Cliff fight was the only true stealth fight 

[2:44:33] turbo llamalord666: it makes me tear up 

[2:44:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: thats cool tho 

[2:45:21] GOGOgatsu: lol 

[2:45:33] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: they're suppose to be cool 

[2:45:39] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: like the matrix 

[2:45:45] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: which kojumbo loves 

[2:45:57] MikerTheEpic: The SLOW DOWN and the unskipable BT cutscene EVERYTIME sucks so much 

[2:46:20] MikerTheEpic: Slow down for rain, bts, pulling a weapon out it sucks 

[2:46:23] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: the time fall washed away your piss 

[2:46:25] turbo llamalord666: dude how dare they ban pissing 

[2:46:33] vip bits-charity Maindog: Kojima moment 

[2:46:34] MikerTheEpic: Final Pis 

[2:46:42] GOGOgatsu: o 

[2:46:43] salad_snack_: piss is forever 

[2:46:45] GOGOgatsu: o7

[2:46:52] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its like poetry 

[2:46:54] turbo llamalord666: oh baby that's a good piss 

[2:47:00] turbo llamalord666: dude that must feel amazing 

[2:47:04] GentlemanlySoldier: marking your territory one last time 

[2:47:08] turbo llamalord666: hahahaha 

[2:47:20] vip bits-charity Maindog: The average human bladder can hold 400 ml of piss. 

[2:47:24] turbo llamalord666: is that 

[2:47:28] turbo llamalord666: aruara borealis 

[2:47:31] turbo llamalord666: oh my god 

[2:47:33] vip bits-charity Maindog: THis guy was holding back 800 ml 

[2:47:37] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you just noticed that? 

[2:47:40] turbo llamalord666: ITS ARUORA BOREALIS 

[2:47:50] MikerTheEpic: One thing i noticed during the higgs ground fight was that it fills your piss to maximum upon entering it, i tried several times to piss on him but i could not 

[2:47:51] GOGOgatsu: here we go 

[2:47:52] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I hope you guys like movies 

[2:47:53] turbo llamalord666: THIS IS ALL STEAMED HAMS 

[2:47:55] kuromiXDwolf11: At this time of year? 

[2:47:57] vip bits-charity Maindog: Time to strap in and strap on. 

[2:48:01] bunnybunboy: limesSip PopCorn

[2:48:02] turbo llamalord666: KAJUMBO DID IT AGAIN 

[2:48:10] premium Silioth: got me some onion rings and a cool water I AM READY. 

[2:48:17] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wrong way 

[2:48:18] premium Silioth: Hi btw. was lurking till now. pogonaHeart

[2:48:20] turbo llamalord666: can we place bets 

[2:48:20] GOGOgatsu: turning my lights off for this 

[2:48:21] MikerTheEpic: You have to go to the White house LYL 

[2:48:26] MikerTheEpic: LUL

[2:48:28] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: other building 

[2:48:45] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: ya notice the song length 

[2:48:46] GOGOgatsu: mood killed 

[2:48:53] vip bits-charity Maindog: @GreatSphynx Gotta go to the Wii 

[2:48:59] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: kojumubo wanted you to walk that way with the song playing 

[2:49:03] GOGOgatsu: lol 

[2:49:05] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its like one of the few actually timed songs 

[2:49:32] turbo llamalord666: HAHAAHAH 

[2:49:37] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: he tried to get on top 

[2:49:41] turbo llamalord666: climb it 

[2:49:44] MikerTheEpic: wtf are memory chips? 

[2:49:45] turbo llamalord666: see if he did it 

[2:49:47] GentlemanlySoldier: no shit, cool 

[2:49:54] GOGOgatsu: no shit thats cool 

[2:49:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: thats rad 

[2:50:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: can we talk about the memory chips for a second 

[2:50:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: theres fucking random ass japanese bikes 

[2:50:18] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: that exists in thsi world 

[2:50:21] turbo llamalord666: so what did you do in PT 

[2:50:29] MikerTheEpic: I played the whole game and never heard or found a memory chip 

[2:50:42] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you cant anyway 

[2:50:52] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: ya 

[2:51:03] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you cant turn in the memory chip until the post game 

[2:51:19] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: OH NO 

[2:51:19] GOGOgatsu: where weee go 

[2:51:22] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: GRANDMA WAIFU 

[2:51:24] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: not a coma 

[2:51:26] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: :(

[2:51:50] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: why did they build up in this place 

[2:51:54] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: if you just go down anyway 

[2:52:09] GOGOgatsu: nice 

[2:52:13] MikerTheEpic: They should write "damaged" on Fragile's forehead Kappa

[2:52:27] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Lockne you jerk 

[2:52:39] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its been 60 hours lockne/mama 

[2:52:45] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: how do you people not know this by now 

[2:52:55] GOGOgatsu: no dumbass 

[2:52:56] vip subscriber bits-charity Majestur: because 

[2:53:20] turbo llamalord666: what the fuck are cryptobyotes Ik they the little creatures but what are they 

[2:53:24] premium charrchord: she's fragile, but not that fragile haHAA

[2:53:33] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: bug 

[2:53:34] turbo llamalord666: she gonna shatter 

[2:53:41] vip subscriber Trageenomical: "I SMELL A SNACK" 

[2:53:45] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[2:53:46] vip subscriber Trageenomical: Her tongue whips out like a frog's 

[2:53:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: thats not a coma by the way 

[2:53:49] vip subscriber bits-charity Majestur: 🐛 

[2:53:50] vip subscriber Trageenomical: devours it whole 

[2:53:54] Warloctopus: Dang it, I missed sphinx's reaction to the "princess" cut-scene 

[2:53:56] vip subscriber Trageenomical: OSFrog vineLoog3

[2:54:02] GOGOgatsu: vineLoog vineLoog3

[2:54:09] GentlemanlySoldier: I will never be use to that 

[2:54:11] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: its in the vod warloctopus 

[2:54:15] turbo llamalord666: vineKirb vineLoog3

[2:54:17] subscriber desert_gryphon: It was "Oh god, really" @Warloctopus 

[2:54:19] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i played a bunch of mario sounds 

[2:54:28] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Oh ya 

[2:54:29] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: princess beach 

[2:55:08] vip Skeletoxin: LUL

[2:55:12] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[2:55:14] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[2:55:17] MikerTheEpic: LUL

[2:55:19] turbo llamalord666: YES 

[2:55:21] premium charrchord: SourPls

[2:55:21] vip subscriber Trageenomical: ah, yes 

[2:55:22] bunnybunboy: REM LEZAR BEACH 

[2:55:27] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: if only rem lezar was a real emote 

[2:55:30] vip bits-charity Maindog: REM LEZZZAAAAAAAARRRRR 

[2:55:31] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: feels bad man 

[2:55:37] turbo llamalord666: I remember when it was 

[2:55:37] vip bits D3adDouch3r: LUL

[2:55:41] subscriber desert_gryphon: sphynxBrain

[2:55:46] vip subscriber bits-charity Majestur: Feels Badman 

[2:55:47] MikerTheEpic: LUL

[2:55:47] GOGOgatsu: monkaS

[2:55:49] vip Skeletoxin: jermaIQ

[2:55:55] vip subscriber Trageenomical: monkaGIGA 

[2:55:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so why is heartman wearing fingerless gloves 

[2:56:05] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: cuz hes cool 

[2:56:06] vip bits-charity Maindog: Best bit @GreatSphynx 

[2:56:07] GOGOgatsu: bc fashion 

[2:56:16] vip subscriber bits-charity Majestur: what if gloveless fingers 

[2:56:22] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: game theory PogChamp

[2:56:27] GOGOgatsu: Pogchamp 

[2:56:33] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: yo sphynx 

[2:56:36] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: turn on your bob ross cam 

[2:56:41] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so we can get a live hand reaction 

[2:56:45] turbo llamalord666: yes 

[2:56:46] GentlemanlySoldier: @GreatSphynx dammit Sphynx not now 

[2:56:59] vip Skeletoxin: oh boy my internet is fucking buffering now during the move 

[2:57:03] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[2:57:10] premium charrchord: honk honk 

[2:57:11] bunnybunboy: genius kojumbo 

[2:57:28] salad_snack_: death stranded 

[2:57:35] bunnybunboy: so its a madoka deal 

[2:57:44] vip bits-charity Maindog: It's time to go some place even higher 

[2:57:50] GOGOgatsu: ok? 

[2:57:52] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so can we talk about the fact that we never deliver the bugs that fragile needed 

[2:58:01] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: he just fed her one of the ones he had on him 

[2:58:03] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: not from the box 

[2:58:12] vip subscriber bits-charity Majestur: bug everywhere 

[2:58:12] GOGOgatsu: even highhherrr 

[2:58:18] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: bye Lou 

[2:58:29] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: THANOS? 

[2:58:29] premium charrchord: ever high Kreygasm er 

[2:58:31] salad_snack_: can we talk about how that cutscene ends like it's the end, but then there's more? 

[2:58:35] vip bits D3adDouch3r: CarlSmile

[2:58:41] GOGOgatsu: vineThink

[2:59:03] GOGOgatsu: lol 

[2:59:17] premium charrchord: It's not like he's a delivery man or anything 

[2:59:19] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: next sunrise when the sun never goes down vineMAYbe

[2:59:30] vip bits-charity Maindog: @GreatSphynx Can you ask Vinny if we can steal his Rem Lezar emote and throw it on BTTV or FFZ? 

[2:59:57] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: kojima is talking through sam right now vineBrainyot

[3:00:05] subscriber desert_gryphon: Hi, I'm Amielee and in this episode of House Wives I make a dish of Armageddon for the world. 

[3:00:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: next thing sam is going say is "Fucking schut gamers" 

[3:00:15] GOGOgatsu: vineBab

[3:00:20] vip subscriber Trageenomical: it takes a village to raise a psychic fetus 

[3:00:31] CyberneticCuttlefish: @TheTragicomical LuL

[3:00:37] GOGOgatsu: SourPls

[3:00:50] vip subscriber Trageenomical: this is peak schlock, mmm

[3:00:51] salad_snack_: you may kiss the bride 

[3:00:59] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: grandma hand 

[3:01:02] CyberneticCuttlefish: @llamalord666 I did not see any milk men 

[3:01:05] CyberneticCuttlefish: LUL

[3:01:06] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[3:01:09] vip bits-charity Maindog: We goin' somewhere even higher now 

[3:01:12] CyberneticCuttlefish: ? 

[3:01:14] GOGOgatsu: PLS 

[3:01:16] vip subscriber Trageenomical: :)

[3:01:22] CyberneticCuttlefish: What was that meat pile? 

[3:01:33] subscriber desert_gryphon: isn't she your sister, dud? 

[3:01:41] GOGOgatsu: bye have a great time 

[3:01:48] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you can love your family desert 

[3:01:54] GentlemanlySoldier: @desert_gryphon love in the family way 

[3:01:55] GOGOgatsu: screeeeee 

[3:01:56] subscriber desert_gryphon: winsest is best sist i guess 

[3:02:05] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: great value sister 

[3:02:12] GOGOgatsu: hereee we goooo 

[3:02:14] vip bits-charity Maindog: REM LEZZZAAAAARRRRR 

[3:02:15] moderator partner Nightbot: @llamalord666 -> Wohoo! [stop spamming caps] [warning] 

[3:02:22] turbo llamalord666: eouf 

[3:02:30] bunnybunboy: "shit's fucked" its the best i could describe it with 

[3:02:40] turbo llamalord666: he baby 

[3:02:40] GOGOgatsu: tf 

[3:02:46] vip bits-charity Maindog: ehh? 

[3:02:46] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: BabyRage

[3:02:48] salad_snack_: BabyRage

[3:02:50] bunnybunboy: yuuup, shits SUPER fucked now 

[3:02:50] turbo llamalord666: h e b a b y 

[3:02:52] TurboPriest: The dingo eat the baby 

[3:02:55] GOGOgatsu: vineBab

[3:03:06] vip subscriber Trageenomical: Normal Reedus is now the Fetus 

[3:03:12] vip subscriber Trageenomical: tomatoSmile

[3:03:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: vineBab

[3:03:19] GentlemanlySoldier: @TheTragicomical who knew 

[3:03:24] turbo llamalord666: HAHAHHAAH 

[3:03:25] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: drown the baby 

[3:03:26] vip bits-charity Maindog: sphynxKing sphynxFrog 

[3:03:26] bunnybunboy: the death stranding was the fetuses we made along the way 

[3:03:29] GOGOgatsu: ???? 

[3:03:30] premium charrchord: Drown the baby 

[3:03:34] GOGOgatsu: ok 

[3:03:38] subscriber joeybabaganoosh: uhh 

[3:03:39] premium charrchord: that's the way out of hell 

[3:03:40] vip Skeletoxin: F 

[3:03:40] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: no more crying 

[3:03:41] vip subscriber Trageenomical: DROWN THE BABY tomatoCult

[3:03:46] turbo llamalord666: this is how you get children to stop crying take notes parents 

[3:03:56] GOGOgatsu: we good 

[3:04:01] vip subscriber Trageenomical: i'm drowning a child as we speak this is great advice 

[3:04:09] vip subscriber Trageenomical: wait, why are there cop sirens outside tomatoDisgust

[3:04:13] bunnybunboy: if reedus ends up being the spawn of an elder god i swear to fuck 

[3:04:16] premium charrchord: I KNOW 

[3:04:26] GOGOgatsu: it all comes tumbling down tumbling downnn 

[3:04:27] TurboPriest: Instructions not clear, now baby is floating along the river to free the slaves of egypt 

[3:04:29] premium charrchord: I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN 

[3:04:31] turbo llamalord666: ORDER 69 

[3:04:33] subscriber desert_gryphon: Nice! order 

[3:04:33] vip Skeletoxin: order 69 

[3:04:34] vip Skeletoxin: nice 

[3:04:38] vip bits-charity Maindog: @GreatSphynx Order 69 

[3:04:39] salad_snack_: there's a lot of fucking around before the end 

[3:04:43] CyberneticCuttlefish: princess beach? 

[3:04:48] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Ya I showed you that earlier sphynx 

[3:04:55] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: fucking last mission in the game 

[3:04:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: order 69 

[3:04:57] turbo llamalord666: the red water is symbolic of blood during sex 

[3:04:59] MikerTheEpic: I still cant belive they said that 

[3:05:00] CyberneticCuttlefish: do you have a map? 

[3:05:03] turbo llamalord666: geebus konjombi 

[3:05:09] CyberneticCuttlefish: LUL

[3:05:13] GOGOgatsu: vineLezar 

[3:05:14] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[3:05:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: cant save either 

[3:05:19] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so you're stuck here 

[3:05:22] turbo llamalord666: drown 

[3:05:26] vip Skeletoxin: LUL

[3:05:35] turbo llamalord666: end the game sam 

[3:05:37] bunnybunboy: wow 60 bucks to see kojima interpretation of the end of evangelion 

[3:05:41] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[3:05:47] CyberneticCuttlefish: LUL

[3:05:48] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[3:05:52] MikerTheEpic: LUL

[3:05:54] vip bits D3adDouch3r: LUL

[3:06:03] premium charrchord: Super Sandbario 

[3:06:07] GOGOgatsu: for real tho if theres a choke out scene like NGE im going flip 

[3:06:12] turbo llamalord666: beached whales? more like whaled beach 

[3:06:14] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sleepy time 

[3:06:24] GOGOgatsu: ok 

[3:06:39] turbo llamalord666: it's that thing from the beginning of gam 

[3:06:45] MikerTheEpic: 1 hour of running around taking a break LUL

[3:06:59] GOGOgatsu: lmao 

[3:07:06] turbo llamalord666: OH SHIT SHE HAS GUN 

[3:07:09] salad_snack_: at least it's not 2 hours of doing nothing Kappa

[3:07:13] premium charrchord: Is this supposed to be endearing? creepy? I have no idea why she sings that 

[3:07:21] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sam you idiot 

[3:07:25] GOGOgatsu: dubass 

[3:07:32] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: SHES BANE 

[3:07:37] bunnybunboy: 4U 

[3:07:40] turbo llamalord666: she's die hardman 

[3:07:41] vip subscriber Trageenomical: this will be extroidinarily painful 

[3:07:45] homowriggler: why does she wear the mask? 

[3:07:48] salad_snack_: she's a big guy 

[3:07:51] CyberneticCuttlefish: Kappa

[3:07:56] TurboPriest: for you 

[3:08:09] GOGOgatsu: monkaS

[3:08:10] turbo llamalord666: WHAT THE FUCK HAAHAHA 

[3:08:17] turbo llamalord666: mask gramma 

[3:08:23] CyberneticCuttlefish: why dose she have the bandana? 

[3:08:29] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: cancer 

[3:08:30] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[3:08:30] vip Skeletoxin: LUL

[3:08:30] premium charrchord: If I take the mask off, will she die? 

[3:08:33] vip bits D3adDouch3r: LUL

[3:08:36] CyberneticCuttlefish: @Dragoneye77 Oh yea 

[3:08:44] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[3:08:50] GOGOgatsu: vineSchut

[3:08:59] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: god 

[3:09:01] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sam 

[3:09:06] vip subscriber Trageenomical: wow, i didn't see this coming 

[3:09:11] salad_snack_: ffs sam 

[3:09:15] MikerTheEpic: It's me Mario KAppa 

[3:09:20] CyberneticCuttlefish: LUL

[3:09:23] bunnybunboy: GENIUS KOJUMBO Clap

[3:09:27] vip subscriber Trageenomical: it's almost as if the symbolism of the color of the dress changing was a dead give-away 

[3:09:27] premium charrchord: 4Head Clap

[3:09:27] GOGOgatsu: god with that name i dure hope she doesnt 

[3:09:28] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: AMERICA DOESNT EXIST 

[3:09:29] vip subscriber Trageenomical: and not a twist at all 

[3:09:45] vip subscriber Trageenomical: the dress color changing shit gave it away too early 

[3:09:50] vip subscriber Trageenomical: i'm surprised he went through with it 

[3:09:59] CyberneticCuttlefish: @TheTragicomical also the middle aged version looks almost the same but with wrinkles 

[3:10:01] MikerTheEpic: LUL

[3:10:02] GOGOgatsu: boooo 

[3:10:02] vip bits D3adDouch3r: CarlSmile

[3:10:04] turbo llamalord666: vineStahp

[3:10:05] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: alright cool, 2 hours of exposition time 

[3:10:11] vip subscriber Trageenomical: @lobsterontheloose i mean it's supposed to be her mother buuuuut yes 

[3:10:19] MikerTheEpic: duh

[3:10:20] vip subscriber Trageenomical: excuse me? 

[3:10:25] GOGOgatsu: bitch ok 

[3:10:26] vip subscriber Trageenomical: a WHAT

[3:10:35] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: vineSchut

[3:10:45] salad_snack_: turns out it was a schut game all along 

[3:10:46] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: not like that would kill him 

[3:10:51] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: since its blood bullets 

[3:10:56] turbo llamalord666: why didn't she just suicide 

[3:10:59] vip subscriber Trageenomical: i think that might be a real gun 

[3:11:05] premium charrchord: you hear that millions of people? There is no time for questions. No listen as I exposit at you 

[3:11:11] TurboPriest: Remember when that random guy just shoot chtulu and stoped the acients? 

[3:11:13] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: it is but its loaded with the blood rounds 

[3:11:19] GOGOgatsu: not the world???? ok 

[3:11:22] vip subscriber Trageenomical: oh ok, dragon 

[3:11:25] vip subscriber Trageenomical: *snop* 

[3:11:29] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: "in an flash" was in the subtitles 

[3:11:36] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: a big bang theory 

[3:11:38] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Bazinga 

[3:11:44] salad_snack_: "choice" 

[3:11:50] subscriber desert_gryphon: sphynxBrain

[3:11:59] subscriber desert_gryphon: aww 

[3:12:01] GOGOgatsu: the third impact sam just except 

[3:12:18] premium charrchord: tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dooooooowwn 

[3:12:28] subscriber desert_gryphon: how biitersweet, watching the universe reset all over again 

[3:12:44] MikerTheEpic: Ah yes Kojombo endings, cramming redundant symbolism down your throat LUL

[3:13:04] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: man i wonder whats the best choice here 

[3:13:23] GOGOgatsu: hmmm vineThink tough choice m8 

[3:13:32] premium charrchord: why can we see earth from here? 

[3:13:41] premium charrchord: isn't this another dimension? 

[3:13:43] MikerTheEpic: HMM continue the game or get a gameover??? hmmm 

[3:13:48] MikerTheEpic: pogonaThink

[3:13:51] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: and by tomorrow she means hundreds of thousands of years in the future 

[3:14:02] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its a choice kinda 

[3:14:08] turbo llamalord666: vineSchut vineSchut vineSchut vineSchut vineSchut vineSchut

[3:14:10] MikerTheEpic: LUL illisoin 

[3:14:16] MikerTheEpic: fuck cant spell 

[3:14:17] vip bits-charity Maindog: dew it 

[3:14:17] salad_snack_: you get to choose between failure and success 

[3:14:19] GOGOgatsu: vineSchut bye bich 

[3:14:25] TurboPriest: The world is more than just america bitch 

[3:14:28] turbo llamalord666: vineSchut

[3:14:31] bunnybunboy: lets go YAHOO limesGun

[3:14:35] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: vineSchut

[3:14:39] premium charrchord: LUL

[3:14:44] GOGOgatsu: pull the trigger dumbass 

[3:14:45] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: time to unload 

[3:14:54] premium charrchord: fucking gat gat gat 

[3:14:55] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: just kidding you cant 

[3:14:59] CyberneticCuttlefish: LUL

[3:15:00] vip bits D3adDouch3r: CarlSmile

[3:15:00] GOGOgatsu: ???? 

[3:15:03] bunnybunboy: limesLUL

[3:15:04] TurboPriest: uh 

[3:15:04] MikerTheEpic: Time to watch the world burn LUL

[3:15:05] premium charrchord: hahaha 

[3:15:05] vip Skeletoxin: LUL

[3:15:06] turbo llamalord666: welp 

[3:15:06] CyberneticCuttlefish: LUL LUL LUL

[3:15:08] TurboPriest: gun bork 

[3:15:11] turbo llamalord666: world's doomrd 

[3:15:13] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[3:15:19] GOGOgatsu: bruh 

[3:15:26] bunnybunboy: nice fucking bullets 

[3:15:28] bunnybunboy: honk honk 

[3:15:30] premium charrchord: did she even flinch 

[3:15:31] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sphynx stop aiming 

[3:15:31] subscriber desert_gryphon: omg lol 

[3:15:32] MikerTheEpic: LUL its a game about bringing people together LUL

[3:15:39] GOGOgatsu: LMAO 

[3:15:42] MikerTheEpic: cant kill 

[3:15:43] CyberneticCuttlefish: OMEGALUL 

[3:15:49] turbo llamalord666: HAHAHAH 

[3:15:51] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: no 

[3:15:54] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you just got a game over 

[3:15:55] GOGOgatsu: AVWKERGB 

[3:15:58] MikerTheEpic: LUL 3rd impact Kappa

[3:16:01] GOGOgatsu: LULULULU 

[3:16:07] turbo llamalord666: welp goodbye 

[3:16:12] MikerTheEpic: It is a Kojombo trick 

[3:16:13] vip Skeletoxin: F 

[3:16:15] GOGOgatsu: B Y E S H I N J I 

[3:16:18] TurboPriest: Bravo kojimbo 

[3:16:20] turbo llamalord666: failed the literal easiest kill 

[3:16:21] premium charrchord: her plot armor is so thick reality warped the bullet around her. 

[3:16:26] MikerTheEpic: Think Physco Mantis 

[3:16:27] bunnybunboy: tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooown 

[3:16:31] vip Skeletoxin: :O

[3:16:40] vip subscriber Trageenomical: OHHH 

[3:16:41] vip subscriber Trageenomical: I GET IT 

[3:16:42] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: put down the gun 4head 

[3:16:44] subscriber desert_gryphon: put the controller into the other port 

[3:16:44] MikerTheEpic: only not irl soliuton 

[3:16:54] vip subscriber Trageenomical: i think i get it 

[3:16:56] premium charrchord: shoot her again LUL

[3:17:04] bunnybunboy: no for real, i dont know what the fuck im supposed to do 

[3:17:07] djinn_n_chronic: hug 

[3:17:08] GOGOgatsu: kojimbo makes you think vineThink

[3:17:15] turbo llamalord666: HAHAHHAH 

[3:17:22] premium charrchord: there ya go 

[3:17:25] MikerTheEpic: LUL

[3:17:33] TurboPriest: good game 

[3:17:34] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sphynx please 

[3:17:36] CyberneticCuttlefish: Plot armor Stronk 

[3:17:38] GOGOgatsu: LMAO 

[3:17:43] MikerTheEpic: Itthere is a trickj 

[3:17:53] turbo llamalord666: this is incredible 

[3:17:54] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: unequip gun 

[3:17:56] GOGOgatsu: o7

[3:17:58] bunnybunboy: harder final boss than orphan of kos 

[3:17:59] turbo llamalord666: what a great ending 

[3:18:05] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: -2 

[3:18:08] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Kappa

[3:18:09] GOGOgatsu: -2 

[3:18:13] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: bad bit 

[3:18:14] turbo llamalord666: L 

[3:18:14] subscriber desert_gryphon: She can "read" you, you need to plug the controller into the other port 

[3:18:21] turbo llamalord666: HAHAHAH 

[3:18:23] djinn_n_chronic: shoot the ocean 

[3:18:28] vip Skeletoxin: hug 

[3:18:36] GOGOgatsu: o h 

[3:18:40] turbo llamalord666: vineMayro

[3:18:57] vip Skeletoxin: 4Head

[3:19:01] CyberneticCuttlefish: @djinn_n_chronic that roman emperor had the right idea 

[3:19:01] bunnybunboy: 4Head Clap

[3:19:05] GOGOgatsu: Clap

[3:19:18] salad_snack_: make us whole again, isaac! 

[3:19:39] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: is that child a famous movie director also :)

[3:19:39] CyberneticCuttlefish: ? 

[3:20:11] vip bits D3adDouch3r: this is fuckin boring 

[3:20:18] GOGOgatsu: SPPEEEEN 

[3:20:27] vip bits-charity Maindog: @D3adDouch3r then go watch something else 

[3:20:29] CyberneticCuttlefish: speeeeeen 

[3:20:43] turbo llamalord666: hm 

[3:20:48] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[3:20:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: vineSchut

[3:21:11] CyberneticCuttlefish: LeL 

[3:21:14] vip subscriber Trageenomical: Bullets don't work, Jo- I mean Sam. 

[3:21:17] bunnybunboy: that was a perfectly working gun limesHeck

[3:21:18] GOGOgatsu: that was exspensive 

[3:21:40] LettucePie: this story is trying so hard to say basic things in needlessly convoluted ways 

[3:21:53] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: she is 

[3:21:56] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: princess 

[3:21:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: beach 

[3:22:01] GOGOgatsu: GASP 

[3:22:05] CyberneticCuttlefish: @Dragoneye77 LeL 

[3:22:07] bunnybunboy: @Dragoneye77 limesLUL

[3:22:33] djinn_n_chronic: Roman reedus and the frozen margaritas 

[3:22:45] djinn_n_chronic: damn autocorrect 

[3:22:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: roman reedus 

[3:23:00] CyberneticCuttlefish: She is already in hell so I guess she dose not care about killing people m6kwObtuse

[3:23:40] djinn_n_chronic: basically Phoenix force from the xmen 

[3:23:43] subscriber desert_gryphon: Well.. it is her job to make everything go extinct and "reset" the timeline in the universe @lobsterontheloose 

[3:23:48] vip Skeletoxin: mad and cheese 

[3:23:51] bunnybunboy: man dating an eldritch god is more confusing than i thought 

[3:23:59] turbo llamalord666: vineMayro

[3:24:00] GOGOgatsu: o k 

[3:24:02] vip subscriber Trageenomical: "YOU TOOK MY CLOTHES" 

[3:24:02] djinn_n_chronic: mommy sister god 

[3:24:04] vip subscriber Trageenomical: "YOU BITCH" 

[3:24:14] bunnybunboy: "YO I HAD CARGO ON THAT SHIT" 

[3:24:24] GOGOgatsu: bab 

[3:24:29] turbo llamalord666: can we talk about how his mom was his sister but was also a beach 

[3:24:29] vip subscriber Trageenomical: blueman redus 

[3:24:32] GentlemanlySoldier: and now Sam is Ralph Bluetawn 

[3:24:38] CyberneticCuttlefish: Why is he a smurth now? 

[3:24:46] GOGOgatsu: blue???? 

[3:24:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow sphynx you did it, the games over 

[3:24:52] djinn_n_chronic: he die 

[3:24:59] djinn_n_chronic: yes 

[3:24:59] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: vineRalph

[3:25:10] turbo llamalord666: suicide 

[3:25:12] MikerTheEpic: time for credits number 1 LUL

[3:25:14] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its over :)

[3:25:23] GOGOgatsu: 69 N I C E 

[3:25:24] bunnybunboy: SourPls

[3:25:25] vip Skeletoxin: HNG 

[3:25:32] turbo llamalord666: what 

[3:25:40] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: guys the games over :)

[3:25:44] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: look see theres the credits 

[3:25:46] GOGOgatsu: wait 

[3:25:53] vip Skeletoxin: double jump??? 

[3:25:57] turbo llamalord666: no this end 

[3:26:00] bunnybunboy: fission mailed classic kojumbo 

[3:26:12] turbo llamalord666: HAHHAHA 

[3:26:15] MikerTheEpic: nope it loops 

[3:26:15] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you wont be able to 

[3:26:26] turbo llamalord666: aw 

[3:26:26] salad_snack_: nah, normie is tired after a long game and has to rest 

[3:26:37] djinn_n_chronic: double die and go to double beach 

[3:26:42] GOGOgatsu: tf? 

[3:26:46] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: If only Normie had his monster energy drink with him 

[3:26:51] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so he wouldnt run out of stamina 

[3:26:55] TheGrossGhost: is this the end? 

[3:27:03] turbo llamalord666: if only he had those ladders 

[3:27:14] TheGrossGhost: i see credits 

[3:27:21] subscriber desert_gryphon: Make the sacrifice, Isaac. Make us whole again! 

[3:27:21] bunnybunboy: makes you wonder why bother giving you autonomy 

[3:27:24] GOGOgatsu: o k 

[3:27:24] turbo llamalord666: what 

[3:27:32] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: theres a reason bunny 

[3:27:32] turbo llamalord666: cool teleport sam 

[3:27:51] GOGOgatsu: o . k 

[3:27:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so this is going be the last half hour by the way 

[3:28:05] GOGOgatsu: oh hell no 

[3:28:17] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: i mean the next half hour lol 

[3:28:18] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: still 

[3:28:20] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: strap in 

[3:28:33] GOGOgatsu: just her walking around monologueing???? 

[3:28:46] GOGOgatsu: or other cutscenes 

[3:28:58] turbo llamalord666: Sam Smurf 

[3:28:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow its him 

[3:28:59] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: kojima 

[3:29:07] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I had no idea kojima made this game 

[3:29:10] turbo llamalord666: so many kojima 

[3:29:11] TheGrossGhost: the gravity of the situation 

[3:29:21] vip Skeletoxin: kojima nerfed you 

[3:29:22] GOGOgatsu: LUL

[3:29:22] salad_snack_: literally who is Hideo Kojima? Kappa

[3:29:27] turbo llamalord666: hahahahah 

[3:29:27] subscriber desert_gryphon: when the director is also the writer, there's going to be problems 

[3:29:28] CyberneticCuttlefish: @ShinyandChrom LeL 

[3:29:40] turbo llamalord666: WHY ARE YOU SLANTING 

[3:29:50] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: as in 

[3:29:52] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: he designed it 

[3:29:55] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: or came up with the name 

[3:29:57] turbo llamalord666: you are getting more and more slanted 

[3:30:21] GOGOgatsu: graphic design is my passion 

[3:30:25] turbo llamalord666: go drown 

[3:30:28] djinn_n_chronic: clout based, you only a hire a guy like that if you want to show his name 

[3:30:30] bunnybunboy: nyoooom 

[3:30:32] vip subscriber Trageenomical: OMEGALUL 

[3:30:34] vip subscriber Trageenomical: oh my god 

[3:30:46] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: look around sphynx 

[3:30:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: there ya go 

[3:30:53] CyberneticCuttlefish: It is like a bunch of medical mimes LUL

[3:31:14] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: man 

[3:31:23] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: im fucking surprised shes not in a blue dress right now 

[3:31:24] subscriber desert_gryphon: so Amielee is Bridget is your sister and is your mom 

[3:31:27] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so it would be red white and blue 

[3:31:36] TheGrossGhost: holy shit i knew it 

[3:31:39] CyberneticCuttlefish: So her being the beach was a lie? 

[3:31:40] bunnybunboy: i mean sam is blue, does that count 

[3:31:48] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT 

[3:31:50] vip subscriber Trageenomical: Am A Lie 

[3:31:50] GOGOgatsu: I am Voldemort 

[3:31:50] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: LOOK AT THIS

[3:31:55] vip subscriber Trageenomical: AM A LIE 

[3:31:56] CyberneticCuttlefish: @gogatsuWTHNS LUL

[3:31:57] TheGrossGhost: LUL

[3:31:58] vip subscriber Trageenomical: LMFAOOOOO 

[3:32:00] vip bits D3adDouch3r: LUL

[3:32:01] vip subscriber Trageenomical: OH MY GOOOOD 

[3:32:03] vip subscriber Trageenomical: AM A LIE 

[3:32:18] MikerTheEpic: LUL yep 

[3:32:21] TurboPriest: Amelie is a german name though 

[3:32:21] bunnybunboy: GENIUS KOJIMBO Clap

[3:32:28] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: french people dont exist anyway 

[3:32:30] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: they'll never know 

[3:32:32] CyberneticCuttlefish: "Potentially" Kappa

[3:32:46] vip Skeletoxin: we jigglin 

[3:32:46] vip subscriber Trageenomical: I can't believe her name was an actual fucking pun the whole time 

[3:32:53] GentlemanlySoldier: I mean, he came with such great names die-hurtman 

[3:32:54] bunnybunboy: SourPls

[3:32:54] GOGOgatsu: confirmed kojimbo likes Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 

[3:32:58] CyberneticCuttlefish: @TheTragicomical All the names are puns 

[3:32:59] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: dude i told you 

[3:33:04] djinn_n_chronic: hambone time 

[3:33:06] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its literally the last song 

[3:33:42] vip subscriber Trageenomical: @lobsterontheloose some of them are just labels with no actual wordplay involved 

[3:33:52] turbo llamalord666: Sam is very drunk